I don’t know about you, but as a child, I thought a gorilla would be the perfect pet. Think about it: they’re big enough to cuddle, with long fur that would be fun to play with, plus you could dress it up in cute outfits. To me, that would be the best pet ever, but for my mother much less so. In the end, we settled on a hermit crab, but I never stopped thinking about the gorilla that never was ...